You Wont Believe It

So I went to Gym. I was on the Rowing machine and my Pants where starting to move in a Southerly Direction . So decided to lift myself off the seat to adjust my Pants and then sit down. Remember that your feet are tied into their Foot Sockets (for a lack of a better Word.). So anyway the seat moved a way from me. I tried to get it back. But I fell off the Machine again. lol.